Bonks Per Minute

Yo Joe... last night I was banging this girl and I got my BPMs up to 72!
Dude, awesome. I'm so glad we have a new way to measure sexual pleasure.

This feels like something fresh off of Barney's blog, enjoy!

"It looks like a gadget fished out of a Cracker Jack box, but you'd be more likely to fish it out of a cervix: this decidedly cheap looking cock ring measures BPMs, or "bonks per minute." Because nothing scientifically measures excellent love making than the friction burn of a thousand unlubricated, piston-like thrusts per second. £9.99, but someone should really make one of these that measures duration of intercourse. Beat your last record"

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/01/21/counting-cock-rings.html