Bad Karma?

7 days with the flu
1 pink eye
36 hours with no voice
2 bloody bruises from idiocy
1.5 sick days
5 hours spent at dealership
3 bottles of day/nyquil
99 tissues used

but

1 brand new Hunter Honda CR-V

(It's actually up to a vote, Hunter Honda or Sven. Why Sven? Because... you are cutting edge, you are new, you are fresh. Women want to be with you, men wish to harm you but the fool who does challenge you SHALL BE CRUSHED!)