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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Inappropriate Lunch Conversations

Friday me & my boy D were out for our Korean BBQ lunch, (no not the Kogi truck sadly, the ghetto fab KBBQ that actually made a co-worker sick, but that's probably because he has a weak stomach)

Anyway in the midst of our lovely inappropriate conversation about our best strip club experiences, the older gentleman sitting one table over interjects...

He said "sorry but i was eavesdropping...
My 83 year old grandma went to Bangkok where they have live sex shows.
And when we asked if she watched one..
she said 'Of course i did'"

After laughing politely and making our hasty exit, I wonder to myself. Did that really just happen?

Did a 40something man just tell me about his 80 year old grandma watching sex shows?

Yes. Yes he did.

2 comments:

  1. he was actually more like 60 years old. and the entire conversation i kept wondering if he was listening, but he seemed like he was minding his own business. We were talking about strippers and lap dances and big boobs and happy endings and he never cracked a smile or anything. sneaky old man.

    i did notice though that when he stood up, he was walking kind of funny.

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  2. But he also said grandma. how could he have an 83 year old grandma at 60?

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