Valet 101 – Entourage Style

Valet 101 – Entourage Style

From March 18, 2008

Good ways to get fired.
1. Don’t piss off Sunny Chen.
2. If you do piss off Sunny Chen, don’t piss off angry woman who had to drive her drunk ass friend an hour and a half because you screwed up.

Saturday night @ Orchid Lounge started off as innocently enough with drinks, singing & good times with friends. After getting thrown out (thanks to Dino & Uly) and tumbling downstairs to wait for our car “Penguin Style,” we were all ready for a warm bed. Unluckily for us, fate had something else in store…

After waiting for what seemed like forever, Sunny kindly checked in with the Valet on the status of our car. He gave her a confused look, seeing an empty spot where her key should have been hanging, and told us to wait a minute. Worried but still fairly calm, we waited. And waited… until finally a Smoky Grey (NOT BLACK) Prius pulls around the corner & stops in front of us.

“That’s not my car.”

What do Sunny Chen & Ari Gold have in common? Dyslexic Valet’s.

“How hard is it to read the numbers on my ticket & match them to the ticket on the fucking car?” to which the Valet responds, “It’s not my fault.”

Um, WHAT? Sunny then calls the Police, who tell her to wait outside @ the Valet for them to come by (again remember this is now 2:30AM in K-Town). We speak to the Orchid manager (who was super nice & helpful) who let us back inside to stay warm. After doing a little research, they are able to figure out that the Smoky Prius is a rental, which helps explain how someone took the wrong car by mistake, and we now have a name . Candy Apple or something equally cheesy (yes this girl was on Linked-In, but no, we couldn’t facebook her contact info.)

After a while of calling Avis to try and track her down (to no avail) our awesome new friend (Orchid manager) remembers that there was a party with a bunch of people visiting from Chicago in room # 17. A quick phone call later “What? OMG for reals?” and they’ve turned their car around and are driving the 45 minutes back to K-town.

Sunny’s boss starts emailing her (as it’s now 6AM in New York & he’s just starting his day) to which she responds, the Valet gave my car away, leave me alone. He replies “That only happens on Entourage.”

Finally at 4AM, (No cops ever showed up) Sunny’s BLACK Prius pulls up & out hops one very angry woman and her very drunk friend. We pull away rejoicing that her car is still in one piece as the Valet tells this other woman “It’s not my fault, you took the keys.”

Please get him fired Sunny.