Go with your cougar honey!

So P & I are chilling are Sharkeez Manhattan Beach, killing a few hours & we've stumbled across a question I wish our fellow male friends could answer.

Why, why do guys feel the need to shove their hand in their ass while talking to girls?? In the time it took us to lushify over shark bites & pina coladas, no less than 3 asses were prominently grabbed before our very eyes.

We also witnessed what we will call little trucker man (playboy in his late 30's wearing a yellow trucker hat & has probably a wide variety of STDs) pick up a cougar at the bar. Overheard @ Sharkeez: "go with your cougar honey!"

Enjoy.